simpsonesque

When something happens, in real life or in media, that seems like it is straight from the golden age the Simpsons.

Between season 2 until season 10ish.

Did that guy just say yoink when taking the last donut from the break room? Very Simpsonesque.

by Dondillinger November 21, 2020

Rebecca Simpsoned

Verb
Definition: to confuse Urban Dictionary definitions concerning shooting pool and giving head.

I Rebecca Simpsoned the shit out of that one last night.

by KingGizzard March 10, 2021

simpsoned

The act of getting donkey Kong punched on the top of the head, gripped up by the neck and lifted off the floor , or getting your ass handed to you in general usually as a result of pissing someone off.

She came to the house so full of drama and talking so much shit! No wonder she got fucking simpsoned!

by nenakakes December 28, 2013

simpsoned

Being persuaded by a hooker to have sex, then finding out the hooker is really a man... but opting to let him jerk you off until bust a nut.

yo - I just got Simpsoned in the back alley...

by ryan pratt March 18, 2005

Simpsoned

The act of making questionable decisions causing involvement by local law enforcement.

Hey man, have fun tonight, but make sure you don't get Simpsoned. I don't have time to bail you out tomorrow.

by The Simpsonator 3000 November 4, 2011

Simpsoner JR

V. Pleasuring one self while operating a motorized vehicle - wheels must be in motion.

My damn bus driver keeps missing all my stops - he must be on his third Simpsoner JR

by WildERP August 26, 2013

simperoni

an ingredient in a pizza that makes someone simp on a person

I eat pizzas with simperoni.

by Tyrant_Teh_Ransomware September 19, 2020