Simpressed

/sim’prest/

adjective

1. A feeling or showing admiration or respect for another without any probable or rational reason other than being a simp for everything that person does. Usually seen in a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal.

“He was very simpressed with how she handled that conflict with her friends.”

by myparty October 14, 2020

Simonless Garfunkel

A person that is talented within a duo but is not as talented when they venture off on their own.

Mark Frost made great television with David Lynch, but without him he is simply a Simonless Garfunkel.

by jluvfool420 March 4, 2021

simonsrealgf

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by rosey/meli September 9, 2021

Simoniuse

A girl who is really smart. She loves her friends. Is really fun to be around. She’s that girl who will take all of the adventures that she can lay her hands on. Usually she can be found surfing, kiting, skiing or having a romantic experience.

Oh look, that girl on the snowboard that’s my summer love - Simoniuse.

by strawberry_D November 23, 2021

Simonsmelly

When you take an obnoxiously aggressive dump, something that really makes the hairs on your neck raise.

I was late for work because I had to take a 30 minute simonsmelly.

by justtooka August 4, 2023