sigmastic

Adjective, used to elaborate an act/ characteristic attributed to a Sigma male.

Example: "he shut them down with his sigmastic sarcasm"

by DJLordy December 29, 2021

Signposting

The tedious, tiresome process of organisations (often charities) paid and set up to help those in need - to instead send those same people on elsewhere - so they can tick their tickboxs - meet their "service targets" and feel generally good about not actually helping the individual but moving them onto someone else - only for that person to signpost them on to someone else (usually in the form of a bunch of weblinks that any fool with google can find but doesnt need)

See also SEP - "Somebody else's Problem" and NIMBY "not in my back yard"

Im sorry to hear you've lost your mother, and uncle due to COVID and that you are now homeless, jobless and without any form of support. Let me try "signposting" you to a bunch of weblinks of organisations that have already sent you to me, so I can go home thinking my job actually has any purpose.

by OriginalBrettmeister July 14, 2021

spagnostic

One who does not believe in the true creator: The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

pastafarian: Gravity is only a theory!
nonbeliever: No it isn't!
pastafarian: You spagnostic! We are grounded because of intelligent falling; he pushes us down with his noodly appendages!

by Bertrand Russell December 29, 2008

Swagnostic

When a person thinks that the use of the word swagger is completely stupid and will not conform with popular trends

If you say swagger one more time I will kill you. I'm swagnostic I guess.

by Smiley@34 December 2, 2010

Shagnostic

When you're not sure whether to have sex with someone

I quite fancy that trixie bird, but I've heard she's got the clap, I want to shag her but I'm a bit frightened, I'm shagnostic

by Nigeatron June 8, 2020

ignostic

Someone who professes ignorance on the knowledge of whether or not any gods exist, or even what the term means. It is a portmanteau of the words "ignorance" (to lack knowledge) and "gnostic," (knowledge pertaining to gods).

Ignosticism is sometimes compared to theological noncognitivism, and while one may be both an ignostic and a theological noncognitivist, they aren't mutually inclusive. It is also often compared to agnosticism, and nontheism in general. Most ignostics would be categorized as "weak" or "negative" atheists.

Theist: "Do you believe in God?"

Ignostic: "What is 'God'?"

by squarecircle September 11, 2008

Slagnostic

Someone who isn't sure if there is a god, and happens to have sex with a lot of people.

Girl #1: I don't know, there could be a god, but I'd rather forget about it and just fuck everyone.

Girl #2: You are such a slagnostic!

by mkmetalhead August 22, 2012