Signing Bonus

The reward of getting a blowjob, or having sexual intercourse right after you ask a girl to be your girlfriend.

Man it was so nice, Shelia was totally giving me blue balls until I popped the question. Best signing bonus of my life.

by zeeferino October 21, 2011

Signing autographs

Wiping your poopy butt with toilet paper.

It just wouldn't end, I was in the handicapped stall signing autographs for twenty minutes straight, my fans are relentless.

by ShartShooper January 30, 2023

signing the paperwork

the act of using toilet paper to complete any given bathroom-related activity; usually associated with defecation

Jim: *banging on the bathroom door* Dude, shit or get off the pot. I gotta drop a deuce.

Joe: Chill brah, almost done . . . just signing the paperwork.

by boustrophodonik October 4, 2010

Signing Off

This is someone's favorite catchphrase
This is what he believes will help him get to space

Aaron: I am going to be signing off!
European: you are my idol and yh Aaron Thomas signing off!!!

by UncleDaddy_XD_LOL December 30, 2019

Signing yearbooks

Going to someone's house to make out or have sex. Usually used when it happens at the end of the school year.

Hey did you see Kim come out of Ron's house? I bet they were signing yearbooks

by Tim Al September 16, 2008

Signing an executive order

To shit your pants in public.

The President refused to take questions after signing an executive order in the Oval Office today. Observers described a wet sound and sudden stench before the President abruptly departed.

by Pádraig February 2, 2026

Pre-signing On

When a person instant messages another person who is signed on only to find out that that person is too busy to talk or doesn't want to talk to anyone right now because they are angry or in a bad mood. So why the hell are they signed on in the first place? Well these idiots are pre-signed on so when they are able to talk or aren't in a bad mood they will already be signed on because they are really lazy to click the sign on button more than once. DUH

Aaron: Hey Sarah
Sarah: Hey i ctn im too busy
Aaron: Then why the fuck are you signed on if you can't talk
Sarah: I like pre-signing on so when im not busy ill already be on
Aaron: That may be the gayest thing ive ever heard in my life

by akararules July 6, 2010