can't hit the broad side of a barn

To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).

1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.

2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!





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by Mark H March 1, 2005

brown side

A slang term for anal sex (used by Bruno on Ali G).

You mean you've never taken a walk on the brown side?

by Carter N May 13, 2006

can't hit the broad side of a barn

You fuckin missed man.

Damn homie, u ain't funna hit da broad side of da barn

by tombo May 13, 2005

brown side

The part of one's personality or identity that is culturally derived from their homeland (typically the Middle East or India). Usually spoken by those in America whose family came from these countries when they are engaging in activities that are relevant to their familial homeland's culture

I went back to India this summer to get in touch with my brown side.

I represent my brown side when I play cricket.

by R Gasol February 26, 2013

Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021

Brown Side Locos

Not Sur
Not Norte
Their own Kings or Tlatoani

Yo Brown Side Locos tira barrio k controla!

by Gonzalo555777 March 1, 2025

Sidebro

A bro who is not really part of your main group of bros, but is chill enough with some of your bros that he can occasionally hang out with your main group of bros.

Hey guys, lets hang out tonight. You can invite any of the sidebros if you want.

by drebay19 August 28, 2016