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Urban Sicktionary

Category of words and phrases listed in Urban Dictionary which are particularly crude, rude, obnoxious, offensive or foul.
Joe: Hey, Geoff, did you read that Dirty Sanchez definition in the Urban Sicktionary?

Geoff: Yeah man, that is just nasty.
by coal6 July 14, 2010
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Sectionals

When 2 band kids get together in bed. Usually referred to when a "trombone" is inserted into a "French horn"
Wil and Paige had 2 rounds of sectionals in bed last night
by Cheesehead425 May 19, 2014
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sectional

When you have to shit so much that you cannot physically shit all of it in one sitting, and need to take a break while the rest of the shit queues up in your intestines. The waiting period can be any amount of time between 20 minutes and a couple of hours, and usually the shit can be completed in two sections, though it may take three or more with epic shits.
"Just a sec guys, I gotta shit"
"Dammit Chris, what the hell is wrong with you? You just went to shit like 20 minutes ago!"
"Sorry boys, after all that shitty beer and T-bell last night I gotta take a sectional"
by Pineapple Hider September 10, 2009
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Sucktional

Sucktional- The amount and form of sucking required while giving head.
Damn that girls mouth made such an amazing sucktional vortex that she pulled my soul right out of me. Or she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
by dirtyd1027 April 18, 2012
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sectional intercourse

When the first chair clarinetist slides the bell of his clarinet over the mouthpiece of the first chair floutest and whispers slyly in her ear, “we are having sectional intercourse.”
We had sectional intercourse during band rehearsal today.
My mom doesn’t know but I’ve been having sectional intercourse since 6th grade.

This one time at band camp I had sectional intercourse.
by Marriedtoaclarinetplayer August 17, 2018
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sictionary

by Kbubjbub March 19, 2021
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sectionals

A practice session of one instrument in particular. If you add "bi-" in front of the word, it immediately becomes ambiguous, hot, and often times, hi-larious!
"Hey Matt, do you have hot bi-sectionals today?"
by $$$ February 21, 2004
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