Schwanking

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.

Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!

by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

shiwanking

Having a shit, while wanking.

"That was a blinding shiwank I had this morning.

I have been shiwanking all day"

by Benson, Lockerbie March 25, 2017

swankin

Good, happy, maybe sexy

At the party tomorrow we're gonna have a swankin time.

by $$$$$$cheech$$$$$$$ January 23, 2009

shwanking

1)A continuos act of jackin off ur nigga.

2)A continous act of jackin off any guy.

Alex was shwanking his new friend while playin Halo 2

by cheaa6969 July 25, 2006

Shawty Shankin'

(v.) The act of stealing or attempting to steal another man's girlfriend, lover, or wife.

Guy 1: Dude have you seen my girl?
Guy 2: Not since she hooked up with Rick last night
Guy 1: What!?!?! That Shawty Shankin' son of a bitch!

by RickyD-KapSig April 14, 2009

swankindicular

ridiculously swanky - posh and over the top elegance almost to the point of tacky - but not quite

Celebs have swankendicular weddings. I went to a christmas party at the 4 Seasons. That place is swankindicular

by Julene Nolan January 9, 2008

swankin

something upperclass (swanky) but awesome and cool at the same time.

the new bmw 7 series is swankin

by Sno- June 18, 2007