shwack 

To hit someone in the nuts.

Walk up and shwack him!

shwack by Jabber September 28, 2003

Shwack 

Sh-whack
Similar to FUBAR or clusterfuck but is for when you have to be quiet.
AKA: Doing a test your probably gonna fail.

"The final is today class, it is worth 300 points"" Teacher

"Shwack"- Me

Shwack by King of the Stone Age December 15, 2008

shwack 

1. (n) The action of slapping someone in the face with one's calve

2. (v) To slap someone in the face with your calve

3. (interjection) The sound made by slapping someone in the face with your calve.

"That wasn't a smack. That was a.. a shwack!"

"If you don't shut up about your weird Wapanese bullshit, I swear I'm going to shwack you!"

"And then there was this load SHWACK as her leg slapped me in the face!"

shwack by That One Snake August 4, 2009

shwack 

a celebratory exclamation
Somewhat like "O that is so cool!" It was derived from the awesome sound a pencil makes when you flick it around.

"I got an A! SHWACK!"
ALSO
"Look at all the graffiti in my textbook from years past. That is total shwackage!"

shwack by erin September 23, 2003

Shwack 

Shwack (n.) - another name for a Juul.

Person 1: Bro, I just got this new Juul!
Person 2: Ayeee! Pass the shwack!

Shwack by nebs lol March 6, 2019

Shwack 

White crust located in the corners of a mouth. Sometimes due to thirst or cottonmouth.

Matt: Yo dude, you got some shwack on your mouth.
Eric: Oh shit (wipes mouth) Thanks!

Shwack by MattyMcMutant February 5, 2010

Shwack 

The word(s) "Shwack" or "Shwacked" is used to describe a situation in which an individual has made a large comission from another individual. This term is often used in the sales industry.

"Dude, remember my customer last week? I think her name was Mrs. Johnson? Anyway she turned out to be a total shwack"

"Man, I haven't made money off ANY deals this month!! Someone needs to get shwacked soon!!"

Shwack by Mike Nahal June 11, 2016