Steven Wilson

Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist, vocalist, lyricist, and producer. Most noted for beginning Porcupine Tree; one of the best Prog bands ever and one of the few to rival the likes of Tool or Dream Theater. Has done multiple side projects with other noteable musicians such as Mikael Akerfeldt and Tim Bowness. Quite alot of his songs sound like they are about rape, but they definitely aren't ear-rape.

Dude:Did you hear Kanye West killed himself?
Lebowski: No way! Why?
Dude: He heard a Porcupine Tree Track.
Lebowski: Ahh... makes sense.

Dude1: Man... Steven Wilson has more talent in his beard than all Pop musicians combined.
Dude2: Steven Wilson doesn't have a beard.
Dude1: Exactly.

by Narwhalsrkewl June 27, 2013

Steven Hawkings soup eater

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.

Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014

Steve Harrington

The only man that matters.

Have you seen Steve Harrington's hair?
Yes. Steve Harrington has great hair.

by cardi dyatlov January 14, 2021

Steve Harrington

(n.)
A teenager from Stranger Things who gives bad dating tips and a popular jock who turned into a doting mother of four.
He deserves someone better than Nancy, but he is too attached to his four kids and baseball bat with nails to date someone.

Steve Harrington's character development is a wonderful thing.
Steve should adopt Dustin.
Steve give me some of that Faberge.
Steve loves Dustin, Mike, Lucas, Max, Mike, and KFC more than Nancy.

by belisantisocial October 31, 2017

Even-steven

(noun/verb) Mutual partners in an even and equal sexual exchange; the act of an even and equal sexual exchange, more often than not a reference to the sixty-nine position.

Old fashioned in his ways, Nikki insisted of paying for dinner as he felt any decent gentleman would. However when he and Shannon got to the bedroom he also adamantly insisted to go Even-steven, specifically Shannon riding his face and sucking his cock while he underneath her heavenly body with his tongue buried in her sweet pussy or up her snug, just-as-sweet asshole. With an unhidden smile Shannon thought this idea, which never seem to get old or boring, was a win for both of them. Moreover she remembered, 'I just washed those sheets earlier today......oh well' as she shifted slyly out of her sexy, tight jeans as they began to touch.....

by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2020

Steve Pachal

The act of using your own fecal matter as lube to masterbate in a public restroom.

I had to steve pachal before leaving the restaurant.

by #stevepachal June 7, 2016

A Pet Named Steve

A pet that's imaginary to Markiplier the YouTube gamer. Also may prove that Markiplier has lost it lolz

Define A Pet Named Steve

by Flitch 292 July 30, 2016