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shrivel up your dick

Your dick will be soft as shit. Most use in behaviors
Ayo stop smoking it will shrivel up your dick.
by bigdickivan September 19, 2022
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lil shrivel

When an Irish mans penis gets smaller every time he brags on its supposed length.
I swear this guy has a lil shrivel, he keeps saying his dick is 12 inches long.
by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2021
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A Shrivel Dick

Someone who is a bum or a nuisance that normally crashes the party
Damn bro I can’t believe she called the cops, she is such A Shrivel Dick
“Stop being A Shrivel Dick
by MentalBigBoi69 December 1, 2019
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Tiny Shrivel Bag

Slang for the "scrotum" or "scrotal sac".
I want to kick some them in the tiny shrivel bag!
by Hstrykid May 9, 2017
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MC Shrivel Ball

A godlike MC who has balls that shrivel up to the size of peas from the size of walnuts. He rehydrate them in urine in order to rejuvenate their size
Hello y'all I'm MC Shrivel Ball
Here to tell you about my balls
And, um uhh how they shrivel up
To the size of peas from the size of walnuts

I have to dip them in some piss
To rehydrate them it feels so bliss
Just because I'm a freak of nature
Doesn't mean you have to be a hater
by MC Shrivel Ball August 16, 2021
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Shivelights

Sharp rays of bright sunshine that pierce the canopy of a wood or forest. The word possibly owes part of its origin to shiv slang for a knife which in turn is derived from the Romany word chiv meaning a blade
Those shivelights are so bright they hurt my eyes
by AKACroatalin February 12, 2019
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shrivler

Someone who is old and really shriveled up and wrinkled.
I saw your granny at the public pool . Boy is she a shrivler!
by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017
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