Shrible

The holy books of the Shrek religion. Consists of the book of Shrek, the book of donkey, and others. Used to spread his holy ogreness across the kingdom.

I use the shrible to send prayers to Shrek every night

by The baconator March 14, 2015

epic shrinkage

The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.

After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.

by zee ubernator April 21, 2009

ground shrinkage

1. When you see a big buck through your gun scope, but when you walk up to it on the ground, its antlers have "magically" shrunk.

2. Referring to when you see a hot girl from a distance, but find out that she's actually hideous close up.

you: "bro, I'm gonna go get that chick's number that just walked in. She looks FINE!"

minutes later....

your friend: "how'd it go?"
you: "really disappointing. When I got up to her, there was some major ground shrinkage so I bailed."

by elchavito99 November 17, 2011

Positive Shrinkage

When someone is never not a dick but can have occasional outbursts of being nice, therefore decreasing how big of a dick they are

"Teresa legit just had positive shrinkage"

"No way bruh she always a big one"

by JxkeSED January 29, 2016

shrinkage

When a penis shrinks due tobeing exposed to cold weather. The pensis can become very small in comparison to normal, room temperature size. Highly unpleasent sight for an male.

I got in from the cold, went to the toilet, and when I unzipped I saw the shrinkage on my penis.

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

Shrinkage

when your dick shrinks after being at the pool or in the ocean for a long period of time

yo I was at the pool and I went to bone my girl only for her to call me small! DAM YOU SHRINKAGE

by The spy queen August 2, 2015

ionela shilage

A hot underaged girl, typically with large breasts, and/or petite features with defined curves on her body.

Damn she be a Ionela shilage

I have pics of Ionela shilages, i'll send them to you via dms

My neighbor's daughter's a ionela shilage.

by Ionela_the_hottest_ac_waifu February 8, 2022