Shremlin

A fat person with characteristics of a gremlin and shamu.

That bitch looks like a Shremlin!

by z91287 September 12, 2011

Shemping

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.

He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.

by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013

Shrimpin it

When someone sits with very bad posture, curving their back like a shrimp

"Ah my back hurts!"
"Thats because you're shrimpin it!"

by Elmongo July 5, 2021

big shrimpin

Big Shrimpin by any reckoning, one of the most dazzling philosophers and one of the most penetrating, wide-ranging, and influential thinkers in the history of philosophy. Some say he draws his source of infinite knowledge from the Rockstar Energy Drink. His work can be found on Twitter @bigshrimpin420.

Big Shrimpin have a dream
Big Shrimpin have a dream

Big Shrimpin: i am supposed to put the toast in the toaster sideways or upside ways?

by Stinky smelly December 19, 2019

Snow Shoe Shrimpin

The sexual act of using a straw to to suck semen out of a partners anus. Then a rough sloppy kiss begins while the load is passed back and forth.

I enjoy long walks of the beach, holding hands, church bingo, and snow shoe shrimpin.

by Greshams November 9, 2010

Butthole Shrimping

The act involves two men and a straw. The straw is inserted inside one of the men's asses until the rectum is reached. The other male then proceeds to suck hard on the straw until fecal matter is absorbed up and through the straw. The poo particles are referred to as the shrimp.

I'm hungry and the only cure for it is butthole shrimping.

Not only are those guys flaming faggots, but they also love to shrimp each others buttholes.

I got a straw and a butthole. You know what to do. Start shrimping.

by Steve Buckhantz March 12, 2008

Shrimpin N Pimpin

Size don’t matter when your confidence give you the ability to still pull a baddie.

Them: You stay w/ a baddie, how?
You: Bc I’m Shrimpin N Pimpin my boi

by Dodge Father Melo February 14, 2022