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shanktastic

Something that is very prison-like, Often a common item that can be made into a prison weapon.
"WOW, that melted pen is SHANKTASTIC!"
by Pyrotastic January 1, 2008
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sheentastic

to be having a nite like charlie sheen would i.e. coke, hookers, weed, & a good scaring of the ladies!
man, i cant wait to go to vegas & just go sheentastic.... dont tell my wife!
by pbrwonerkid March 19, 2011
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Shrek-Tastic

An action that is so holy and pure, that our great lord SHREK decides to send many blessings upon those who completed the action.

An adjective that you use when you are at a loss of words
Yo man, I just did a shrek-tastic front flip... I feel the blessing already!
by The Shrek Lover September 21, 2017
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Shreksticles

Exquisite green balls that will forever clap your back and pleasure you. The pleasure is immeasurably enjoyable in a very painful way and many people become addicted to it. The only way to keep Shrek’s Shreksticles away is keeping atLEAST eleventeen layers of onions on you at all times.
Bro where are your onions?!

I forgot them…Shrek told me I have one day to get them back before he claps me with his Shreksticles! Pray for me…
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Shanktastic

of or pertaining to the state of being shankable.
Man, did you see my new prison shank I just got in the mail?? It's full on shanktastic!!
by roller03 February 27, 2011
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shaketastic

1. A milk shake that has characteristics of being fantastic.

2. A dance move that is centered around the shaking of a female buttocks.
That drink from sonic was Shaketastic!
by Jay Rizzy September 7, 2013
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Arkhaik Shredtasticitis

The sometimes deadly desease in which one cannot stop themselves from eargasming every 2.37 seconds to the band Archaic Eclipse.
ex. 1
"8:37am i cant stop listening to bezerker.
8:37am neither can i.
8:37am its so brutal.
8:37am i'm still listening to lucid also
both of those are on a repeat playlist on my ipod (which i take everywhere)
lol" ~An actual conversation between two sexy, beautiful men with severe cases of Arkhaik Shredtasticitis.

ex 2. *Do not take Archaic Eclipse if you have a pre-existing awesomeness condition, as heart failure and severe hemorrhaging are possible and likely. If you have a Archaic Eclipse lasting for more than 4 hours, contact your doctor immediately, as this could be a sign of a rare but serious side effect (Arkhaik Shredtasticitis).“Don’t wait! Get Archaic Eclipse right now! You won’t regret it.”~Endorsed by ArchaicInc—“Searching for a cure of “Arkhaik Shredtasticitis” to support all those infected. All donations are appreciated!”
by Archaic Drummer December 21, 2010
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