shrekkin

having sex with a rather large person

person 1: yo, man, you know that chick i was smashin' last night?
person 2: that huge one?
person 3: hell yeah! i was shrekkin that shit

by xchiropractorx August 14, 2009

Shrekking

Uses the 2001 Dreamworks character Shrek as slang. Similar to "Shrek off!" and "What the Shrek?"

"get out of my shrekking way" "you're so shrekking loud" "fortnite is so shrekking stupid"

by The Meme Lord December 6, 2019

Shrekism

It's a form of worship towards a mighty lord, shrek. The main audience is Northen Ireland, as it was its founder. The main founders were the Reid family. It is a worship in which involves a range of sacrifices, such as 22inch dildos and prayers. The followers make up a good 99.9% of Ireland's population, which is located in the British Isles, not Great Britain by the way.

"This Irish weaboo must follow shrekism"
"If he's name is Taylor, he's gay and follows shrekism

by poofta lad August 12, 2016

shrekking off

When you decide to Shrek your stick off like a psycho.

hey man did you hear about that one guy shrekking off?

by oreos12345 December 19, 2014

shrekking

When someone, male or female, goes about having sex with a person with ogresque qualities. They are usually extremely fat and ugly. Their faces are those of which only a mother could love and even then that may be pushing it.

This often happens when an individual is completely wasted and has lost sense of any moral code.

person 1: i dont even know what happened last night.
person 2: yes you do dude.
person 1 : no no i dont.
person 2: you were shrekking that one fat girl til 4 in the morning. THEN she left!

person 1: oh god

by scumslug October 18, 2009

Shrekism

A beautiful religion based off the one and only, Shrek.

You can join Shrekism by praying to Shrek every night, but the only way he can accept you into Shreaven (aka Swamp) is by staying up until 2:00 AM, go to the restroom, sit in the shower, and repeat these these words: ¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek created all of us and we shall be grateful towards Shrek.¨ and then whisper Fortnight Kid 10 times into your shampoo bottle. But if you've already prayed or joined Farquism he will shout at you to get out of his swamp and drop you to Farquhell (aka get eaten by Dragon). Though if you dont spread the Shrek gospel you will banished out of existence... F O R E V E R.

Steven: I just joined Shrekism!

Drake: I joined 3 months ago!

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022

Shrekistan

Where all the ogres live

Person 1: Ogres do not exist
Person 2: Go to Shrekistan

by Urban Dictionary User 77472918 January 22, 2018