shralp

a small piece of shrapnel penetrating the ass lodged deep in the rectum oft causing lifelong erectile dysfunction

comically devastating painful consequences of irresponsible behavior

*click* :whrrrrrr: **BANG** Oh fuck it looks like you've been pummeled by that mine with shralp. You might never sit again!

by real ow May 29, 2013

Shralp the gnar

To snowboard sweetly on great snow.

Dude didn't even slow down for that gnar-gnar, I'd give a nut to shralp the gnar like him.

by ReillyCapps November 8, 2005

Shralp Stick

Very simply, a skateboard.

Gimme my shralp stick, nigga, so I can bust out with a tre flip.

by DME May 26, 2005

shralps

several pieces of shrapnel penetrating the ass lodged deep in the rectum frequently resulting in lifelong shrinkage and boner failure

comically devastating painful consequences of foolhardy behavior

Seemed like a perfect tackle until the splintered helmet was discovered but shralps in two. Even if there was ever to be another use of a condom the average size would be far too lose now. Orgasms impossible now.

*click* :whrrrrrr: **BANG** Oh fuck it looks like you've been pummeled by that mine with shralps. You might never sit again!

by real ow May 29, 2013

mid shralp

shralping

“justin mulford mid shralped all 3 of those girls last night”

by braulio jr June 4, 2022

Shralp

Noun, verb, adjective.

Verb- to send it.

noun- a send it
adjective- a send it

a elite way of saying “send it”

Jimmy- Yo dude did u catch that dirtbike run on TV?
Albert- Yeah dude, it was a total SHRALP

by rem🪰🏳️‍🌈🤘🏻🚵🏻 January 24, 2021