The Shlooze

sit around and relax} do nothing, enjoy nothingness.

I used the shlooze to get out of work.

by Blee-didle February 22, 2008

splooze

(adjective) blowing off a steamy load of semen.

"Yo, last night I sploozed in my girls face!"

by JonseyD December 18, 2005

splooze

splooze is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has a cumgasm where his jizz just oozes out of his dick.

I was taking care of my morning wood, and when I had a cumgasm, my cum didn't spurt - it sploozed out!

by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020

Shplotzed

A sexual position that involves ejaculation, but not actual sexual intercourse.

Guesse who shplotzed Leah Remini...Jimmy Caan, the lucky bastard...

by meah-jo mumz May 13, 2011

Splooey

A game that originated in Pottstown, PA in which several couples stand around a giant cookie. Every couple stands side-by-side facing the center of the cookie and then the men whip their dicks out. When the start of the game is called the women immediately start giving their man a handjob. The girlfriend of the last man to bust a load onto the cookie is responsible for eating the whole cookie, with topping.

"Yo man, how 'bout that sweet game of Splooey last night! I can't believe that bitch ate the whole fuckin thing!"

by john_raw September 23, 2011

sploogey

An internet pedophile who runs message boards where grown men masturbate on pictures of underage girls, then take pictures of the picture to repost for other guys to jerk off to.

Sploogey's Jerk off board has some illegal pics of underage girls with pedophile cum on them.

by Unemployed Asshole January 23, 2009

shpoozer

a person who messes up things. always getting in the way

dont let her come shes a shpoozer

by coke November 12, 2003