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Show Up, Shut Down, Clock In and Check Out.

This phenomenon describes how some people react to undesirable and uninspiring work situations. This phenomenon is mainly applicable to people working boring, mindless jobs, most of whom perform rote work -- e.g., data entry -- or are paid simply simply for their presence -- e.g., a booth attendant. Activities that constitute 'shutting down' and checking out' include: napping, reading, sending excessive/unnecessary text messages, and listening to one's iPod.
Elliott: I'm surprised Tom hasn't gotten more sleep today -- doesn't he have to work the graveyard shift tonight?
Mark: Yeah, but remember, he's a booth attendant in the middle of the night...he's just going to Show up, Shut down, Clock in and Check out.
by paradigms October 23, 2009
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this was said by YXL salah on tomorrows teachings and became quite famous bc of how fucking funny and ridiculous it was
it was later followed up by “aye dawg stop yappin and show us your coochie or im finna crash out” in part 2
Jacob: someone help me!!!
Dominic (Salah): aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out
by I like penguinssss August 25, 2024
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Shit Show Outlets (SSO)

I was going to use facebook/mypsace/youtube to represent myself online, but I decided I would take 1000 photos/vidoes of myself dolled up in modelic poses instead. Because I'm important and pretty.

facebook is now one of my personal shit show outlets (SSO).
by Chris359 June 2, 2007
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Showout

A snow bunny named Allison, the baddest bihhh in the south.
Man have you met Showout yet?
by Ohnokey July 17, 2021
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