shovel face

ugly whore whos face look like it got beaten with a shovel and is melting

Did you see that ugly whore, it looks like her face got beaten with a shovel.

by Anonymous June 7, 2003

Shovel Face

An ugly girl you fuck accidently when you are drunk, and your friends throw random food at her.

Dude, you brought home shovel face... thats gross! Yeah, gross!

by Victor, Chris, Jon, and Seth May 1, 2004

Shovel Face

A girl that wears too much make up. Often making up for having an ugly face.

Shes put that much make-up on she looks like shes used a shovel.

Err check out that sket, shes got a right shovel face.

by Bredy October 1, 2008

shovel in the face

A common insult for someone who has a flat face or squints a lot

hey will, shovel in the face!!
or will is such a shovel in the face

by themadon22 May 15, 2006

Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel

Description of an ugly person.

He looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel! I fell off my bike. Twice.

by mockschmock December 8, 2006

Shove your face in shut

Dress up your wife in cheap knockoffs and make her post with fish.

If you marry a loser, he’ll shove your face in shut

by Evil Inclination March 5, 2022

face shove

The act of shoving ones penis into another person face, not directly into the mouth but general facial area.

"Yo Trevor stop slapping your cock around my face you face shover"

by BobBallSlap February 15, 2015