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short-timer's syndrome

Originally dating back to the Vietnam War. When one's rotation date (leave the country) was near, one lost focus on still being a soldier, and became a liability instead of an asset. Also, the period of time at the end of the 12th grade, when one has already been accepted into a college or the military, and is just waiting for the Senior Prom and Graduation ceremonies.
I wonder if Simon Cowell is getting short-timer's syndrome on American Idol?
by Guido1 March 11, 2010
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short timer

Someone who is sentenced to the county pokey for 30 days or less.
Quit yer bitch ass cryin', you're just a short timer.
by taraka.san August 26, 2009
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short timer syndrome

it's a self-concious state that you put yourself in when time is closing in on something special
people have "short timer syndrome" the day before they take a long awaited vacation
by accomplished female December 18, 2011
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Short Timer

A luck son of a bitch who moves out west for the snow season in a couple of days, so clearly not a fuck will be given at work.
That bastard will be waist deep in fresh powder in two days, fucking short timer.
by ecov spmah December 5, 2011
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got shot nine times

The excuse rapper word50 Cent/word uses for his fame. Now used commonly.
Awwwwh man. Arnold is California gorvenor. That is shot got shot nine times.
by Edilberto Garcia October 11, 2003
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Shoot Myself in the Face 5 Times

When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once
"SO did you kiss her yet?"

"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."
by Belkis Deyanira October 18, 2008
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