shloshkinshlosh

The only brand of vodka that leaves you with that "just punched in the back of the head" morning-after feeling.

Guy1: Hey Mike, what are you drinking?
Guy2: shloshkinshlosh

next morning

Guy1: Hey Mike, wake up.
Guy2: Uhhhh man, I feel like someone just punched me in the back of the head.

by Chris Mmmm February 18, 2008

smooshkin

When you're doing it in the missionary position and your sweaty chests bump together and make a fart noise.

"We wuz in our nudies and real serious, but a smooshkin broke the intensity and made us laugh"

by JiggaSlicedHimSelf July 27, 2009

Shooshin

Word for someone you consider your best friend and they are often very cute, loyal and special boofies.

Jey is my shooshin, I love him very much.

by idolschool July 13, 2018

Shoeshining

The act of dressing up like a clown and riding a unicycle without a seat attached(anal penetration) while making balloon penises.

Eric: "How did your kids b-day party go?"
Chris: "Horrible! I didn't do a reference check on the clown I hired and the minute I turned my back he was Shoeshining in front of the kids"
Eric: "It could've been worse."
Chris:"No, after the party my wife left me for him."

by Mr.Tapout August 27, 2010

Shoreskin

Slang for the clitoral hood. The clitoral hood is a covering of skin that protects the tip and shaft of the clitoris in women.

"Did you really get your clit pierced?"
"Well, actually that's a common misconception. I only got my shoreskin pierced."

by KinkyTwisted January 7, 2022

Tijuana Shoeshine

The act of defecating on someone's feet and then demanding payment, in pesos, for the service.

I gave my college president a Tijuana Shoeshine, but she didn't pay up.

by pizzafucker13 April 17, 2009

shoeshine

To show out in front of other people to make yourself look superior

Person A says: I aint appreciate you slammin my door,

Person B says: Oh my fault, I was upset at cha boy,

Person A says: Don't let it happen again

Person B says ( to himself or others) Folk she just tryna shoeshine.

by S'cence 04-03-04 April 2, 2004