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Shoko

1. A delicious chocolate milk beverage. Only available in the Middle East, prominently in Israel, it is a sweet, wholesome, crisp, thirst quencher. Some scientists have argued that it contains a mysterious addictive substance although no research on the matter has been conclusive.

2. A code-name for Marijuana or Hasheesh. Used to avoid police, counselors and other buzz-killers.

3. A gravity bong made out of a bottle with a screen on the top and a hole to drain water in the bottom. The easiest, cheapest, most creative way to use a small amount of green or brown to get you blazed.
1. Peter: "Jason, your cut is literally oozing shoko, how much did you drink?"

Jason: "About 8,000,000 centiliters. You could say it's pumping through my veins. Only a large brown cow could make enough shoko to quench my thirst. It's Miller time."

2. We are going to need to roast SO much shoko before we go to this lecture.

3. It took me three shokos to realize that the word bed looks like a bed.
by Dr. Zissenwein March 22, 2010
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shopkin phase

Ahh....the shopkin phase. This phase takes place in young, usually female, children--typically in the age range from 6 to 9 (no 69 joke intended). The phase is where these young children become obsessed with shopkins, a small and creepy collectible toy that is in the shape of an object you can buy at a store, like the milk your dad is still getting.

Later on these same kids remember this phase and would do anything to forget it (see italic letters).

Don't ask me how I know this
Homo sapien friend: Oh my god remember the shopkin phase.

Homo sapien 2: No

Homo sapien 2: My mind is clear thanks to the society of the blind eye

Homo sapien friend: Correct my friend.
by thiswebsiteisfckingcursed December 5, 2021
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Shoppo

The home of 'the circle' - which is a Muzza paradise situated close enough to the buses at Westfield Shoppingtown to give easy-going commuters a fearful trip home from school/work each day.
A dreamtime song that nungas would sing about SHOPPO:

The Shoppo bus is coming
And all the wogs are jumpin'
They wanna go to Metro
To listen to some techno
They wanna get there faster
So they can eat their pasta
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah

* (Metro is/was an underage joint; hence the presence of muzzas)
by dunst the dude October 4, 2010
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Shoko Makinohara

Sion's Waifu from the anime. Shoko Makinohara is a stunning and loving character, she also has a kind personality also.
Shoko Makinohara san loves Sion.
by An Amersion Fan July 21, 2021
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Shockofgod Syndrome

1. One who exhibits a tortured use of logic to support an untenable claim.

2. A reference to the infamous Youtube user who goes by the username, Shockofgod. The syndrome is so named because Shockofgod is renowned for mutilating basic logic.
"Johnny is suffering from Shockofgod Syndrome because he demonstrates a complete lack of understanding regarding X, Y, and Z propositions."

"Give proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct." This is Shockofgod's basic challenge to all atheists. The question itself is full of tautologies, a very basic misunderstanding of what atheism actually is, and no understanding of the burden of proof. Dozens of atheists have posted responses to his question detailing the problems with the question itself. Instead of answering the objections to his own question, Shockofgod simply ignores these objections, declares victory, and goes home, à la George Bush II.

The only answer atheists have been able to wring out of him, so far, was in the form of a twisted use of the burden of proof where he stated that the burden is on the atheist because Christians outnumber atheists, which may also be a case of argumentum ad populum.
by Kylenki September 3, 2010
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Shopportunity

Any opportunity one has to shop. A combo of the words "shop" and "opportunity".
Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.

Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.
by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009
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shopohol

An alcoholic beverage women drink with one purpose, to get hammered to the point they have purchased one of everything in their size from the mall.
Guy #1: That lady is such a shopoholic, did you see how many Nordstrom bags she was carrying?

Guy #2: Yeah I know right. She downed three bottles of shopohol before checking out.
by Turkey Torso November 27, 2009
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