shonk

Anybody that stands out, in whichever way: possitive or negative.

One shonk in the family's good/bad enough.

by krds March 21, 2009

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man with a shiney head: 'i am a shonk'

by the_non_shonk May 13, 2005

Shonk

Slang term used to refer to someone acting rude, passive, impatient, or like a jackass. Also can be used as a replacement to expletives such as bitch, jerk, dick, fuck, and asshole.

The guy who just cut me off was such a shonk; No shonking way

by SlangGuru July 8, 2010

Shonk

Someone who posts first in a commentary section. With the sole purpose and the sole content of showing that he is first. Admired, even worshipped greatly by all who comment after him/her.
Usually between 11 and 13 years old. With no concept of redundancy.

Blessed be Shonk, who mightily posted "first" on the comment section.

by Meitheway November 18, 2013

shonk

Old-fashioned British derogatory word for someone Jewish

Shonks go to synagogues.

by polruan November 11, 2010

Shonk

A purely graphical description of bryophytic vegetation in Jay Gatsby's gardens that allows for the derivative of the tracheophytic dream of Daisy.

Like the unattainment of the American Dream, shonk festered and parasitised West Egg, and all the world that had seemed real to Jay Gatsby.

by The Waddler November 2, 2004

shonk

Shonk, The coolest guy on the planet. And, Owner of www.shonk.net.

Shonk, is a wonderful guy.

by Dan August 19, 2003