to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.
by bum wad,felch,cream,rabbit knob. October 4, 2003
To have a shonks is to experience a bad time, akin to having a mare, usually due to a self inflicted mistake. Derivative of shonky, when something is crap in nature.
I was so hungover that I had an absolute shonks and missed my flight.
I've had a total shonks and burnt my pizza.
I've had a total shonks and burnt my pizza.
by LucieG March 11, 2019
by polruan September 30, 2010
by SEANSMELLSBAD May 8, 2019
adj: The state of being after having a good time. You have drank to your full capacity and/or reached the apex of your high. One Long Island too many? An extra painkiller after your wisdom teeth get pulled? Someone slipped you a wizard grass brownie? SHONKED! Being shonked always makes for an amazing night but more often than not, a horrible morning
Key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circumstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.
Key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circumstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.
After those 6 tall boyz and a couple bong rips Mike was so shonked he couldnt even move! So we took his picture and posted it on shonked.com!
by Mr. Shonked February 5, 2011
The sound emitted when a baby is nursing on the mammalian breast for nourishment. A slang term used to describe an individual who has "babyish" behaviors, even as an adult.
by Ricky Casino June 12, 2007
by krds March 21, 2009