shonk

to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.

Stuarts been shonking on that one again!lazy bastard!

by bum wad,felch,cream,rabbit knob. October 4, 2003

Shonks

To have a shonks is to experience a bad time, akin to having a mare, usually due to a self inflicted mistake. Derivative of shonky, when something is crap in nature.

I was so hungover that I had an absolute shonks and missed my flight.

I've had a total shonks and burnt my pizza.

by LucieG March 11, 2019

shonk

Jew
offensive old-fashioned British abbreviation for "shonnicker".
In OED.

shonks have big noses because the air is free

by polruan September 30, 2010

Shonks

A very annoying person who has the username Shonks on a gaming or social media platform

Sean is Shonks and is very bad at Fortnite

by SEANSMELLSBAD May 8, 2019

Shonked

adj: The state of being after having a good time. You have drank to your full capacity and/or reached the apex of your high. One Long Island too many? An extra painkiller after your wisdom teeth get pulled? Someone slipped you a wizard grass brownie? SHONKED! Being shonked always makes for an amazing night but more often than not, a horrible morning

Key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circumstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.

After those 6 tall boyz and a couple bong rips Mike was so shonked he couldnt even move! So we took his picture and posted it on shonked.com!

by Mr. Shonked February 23, 2011

shonk

The sound emitted when a baby is nursing on the mammalian breast for nourishment. A slang term used to describe an individual who has "babyish" behaviors, even as an adult.

You are such a shonk titty!

by Ricky Casino July 8, 2007

shonk

Anybody that stands out, in whichever way: possitive or negative.

One shonk in the family's good/bad enough.

by krds March 21, 2009