Definitions by Meitheway

Shonk 

Someone who posts first in a commentary section. With the sole purpose and the sole content of showing that he is first. Admired, even worshipped greatly by all who comment after him/her.
Usually between 11 and 13 years old. With no concept of redundancy.

Blessed be Shonk, who mightily posted "first" on the comment section.

Shonk by Meitheway November 18, 2013