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show me your shamrocks

Men's dicks or balls.
by cleverAFsometimes March 3, 2017
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shammock

John McAfee's genius invention where a hole is cut in a hammock typically where one's butt rests. The hole is used to drop large amounts of fecal matter on top of the person below.
Bro, you should try a shammock with your wife!

Ew no, why would I do that?

John McAfee did it and he was looking super healthy so it must be good for you
by johnmcaffelover69 February 1, 2022
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ShoeMocker

A ShoeMocker is when you put a pair of shoes on your hands, preferably Timberland boots for extra DPS, and continously punch and\or slap the shit out of somebody. You effectively stomp a motherfucker out while standing.
1. If dude keep eyeballing me, imma shoemocker his ass.
2. If buddy ass get smart one more time, he getting his ass shoemockered. Thats real talk.
by BrokeBak January 6, 2019
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Hommocks

A school in the shape of a swastika where instead of gas threats there a gun threats, a school where half the kids get under 50 on tests, another word to describe hell
The demon(the Principal) is the lord of hommocks(hell).

Hey 6th graders wanna see my (porn)folio
by Takquisha June 17, 2019
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Shamrocks

Shamrocks is a football team who play in green and white hoops. They won the treble in the 2018/19 season and since have been known as the best Sunday league team in the West Midlands.
“The shamrocks have scoured the league title”
Oh no, Shamrocks are back in division 5”
by Big D 25 February 11, 2021
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shmockston

Damn that girl has shmockston.
I cant stop looking, she is such a shmockston.
by valispaidar November 7, 2023
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Trinity Shamrocks

The Trinity Shamrocks are most definitely the best team In Louisville. Some people may think it is St X but they forget that they only beat us once every 15 years in both basketball and in football. Trinity usually wins the state championship in football and usually dominates St X in every single sport.
Hey did u here about The Trinity Shamrocks?

No what happened?

Well after beating St X in football and basketball this year they went on to win the state championship in both!

Dang I bet St X wishes they were that good
by TheMandleMan July 11, 2022
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