Shnoosle

English version of German "Schnusel": a cute dearie.

Even though he trolled a lot on the boards he was always a perfect shnoosle with me.

by DCR January 3, 2009

Shops for Tops

A faggy bottom boy who looks for dominant tops in bars, clubs or online.

Chad always shops for tops. He doesn't want to end up with another faggy bottom boy.

by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2009

German Shnouser

When you shit on somones chest then your face is stamped like an ink pad back into it

Goggles took a fat turd on dicko's chest then had his face pressed into it like stamping an ink pad. Thus the German Shnouser was preformed.

by Tim Y January 2, 2017

shnoplifting

When you ask the cashier for the total before they ring up the last item, so they will forget to scan it. Only works if you are purchasing 4 or more items, the cashier is not putting the items into a bag one at a time as they scan them (or you are skipping bagging altogether), and the last item doesn't have a beeper. Even then, it doesn't always work, but when it does, it feels oh so sweet, especially if the item they forget to scan is the most expensive one. The term is a play on the word shoplifting, combined with the name of the inventor, who is occasionally known as Schnappoulop.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just went to a liquor store up in Canada where the cashier was really stupid. I asked her what the total was after she scanned the first three bottles, and she forgot to scan the fourth bottle.

Guy 2: So you got it for free?

Guy 1: Yeah, it' called shnoplifting!

Guy 2: Dude, I cannot believe you shnoplifted and sneaking alcohol across the border!

by schnappoulop September 26, 2012

Synopsis

Im going to make it simple it basically means a general summary to give a basic understanding of a topic!

Synopsis
Gene Starwind and his partner Jim Hawking run a small business on the backwater planet of Centinel 3. But all that changes the day that Hilda hires them for a bodyguard job. Now, thrust into a mystery they don't fully understand, they're on the run from the cops, the pirates, an angry alien, and a mysterious assassin. But they've got one thing going in their favor - they have the galaxy's most advanced ship, the Outlaw Star. (Source: ANN)

by TheDefinitionAboveWasBullShit! October 16, 2008

Shmopsie

Originally coined by two teenagers after they decided they needed to make up a word that accurately described them, Shmopsie is the epitome of awesome. Shmospie represents everything that is awesome, stellar, outstanding, cool, and fantastic and surpasses all of those things in every way.

Wow, this book sure is shmopsie!

Pronounced: shhh-mop-sea

by Caveman-Joe November 14, 2010

Shopsteal

To Steal/Try to steal a Shop or premises.

e.g. Missy tried to shopsteal K-Mart

by IamHERE February 24, 2015