sneezer-tweezer

a coolidiculous term for a person who sneezes very loudly, and somewhat too much, despite the fact that they have no known medical allergies.

my dad is a sneezer-tweezer; i like to make fun of him for that reason.

by Uncle Dimma May 1, 2014

Sneezer Salad

When you cum so hard into your girlfriends mouth that cum comes out her nose. You must then toss romaine lettuce and Parmesan cheese with the “sneezed out “ cum dressing and serve cold.

Kendall , with her deviated septum, can make the fuck out of a sneezer salad

by Trainius M November 22, 2018

shneeze

In the same vein as shart, only far more terrifying.
A sneeze which forces a little poo out.

I hope that I never shneeze again.
(shneeze again)

by Baron Wasteland September 25, 2005

sneezerbate

the act of inducing sneezing to experience an endorphin high. Can be a religious conservative's alternative to masturbation.

I sneezerbate by tickling the inside of my nose with a q-tip. After about 10 times, my head feels light and endorphin-y. YEAH.

by psiidagama October 24, 2014

Sneezer

1) A term to describe a promiscuous young woman that wants to hook up.

2) A slutty girl.

3) Any girl that you would not want to bring home to your mother.

"A sneezer at the bar wants me to meet her there."

"She's just a standard sneezer, I would not date her."

"Do you have any sneezers coming over tonight?"

by sneezing4Areason April 19, 2009

sneezer

the runny shits
peeing out of your ass

"I went to Julio's Barrio for some spicy chimichangas. 3 hours later I landed a touchdown and left a sneezer in the toilet for my bitch to clean."

by Cr@cker May 21, 2005

Shmeezer

A person who is really good at rolling blunts, joints, etc.

Damn bro, you’re definitely a shmeezer with those rolls.

by K Ball 23 June 11, 2018