shartsneez

The act of sharting yourself unexpectly while sneezing can frequently occur when really sick.

I thought I was going to sneeze when I actually shartsneezed to my surprise.

by Big Ragu January 14, 2014

bag of sharts

underpants full of shits and farts

Me: Yo I just emitted a bag of sharts
Seana: Fuckin discusting

Mike: Really Dude

by ThatOneDud November 1, 2018

shartsquatch

The often shunned and misunderstood cousin of sasquatch, (bigfoot) reported to carry a fowl, sickly sweet smell with thicker more matted hair in the hindquarters region than his fresher smelling namesake.

On a recent camping trip to the woods of the pacific northwest I was awakened from my slumbers by the obscene and fowl stench that could only have been the legendary creature Shartsquatch.

by Christopher Caetano May 19, 2006

Shnart

The act of sneezing so hard you shart.

Girl: *sneezes
Guy: "oh my god did you just shnart?!"
Girl: *cries and runs off a cliff*

by BethanyBrystal September 21, 2013

Shartshag

When you lose tons of brain cells after ejaculating in your mom, the same act in ones dad has a different effect such as HIV

Hey John! Hows Carl??? Good He Had a fat shartshag last night! OH SHIT is his mom alright ? Ya he did it with his dad after and now he is in the hospital with HIV

by Sxrrealism April 29, 2019

Ample Sharts

Amplicity Sharts/Lots of Sharts/Bed Shits/Shitting The Bed

Amplicity had ample sharts.

by Sharting247 September 28, 2015

shartstop

Successfully clenching one's sphincter to avoid the dreaded shart. shartstopped (verb).

Feeling his stomach and colon percolate, Billy had to perform two shartstops within a three minute period in order to avoid soiling his pants.

by blutarsky October 18, 2006