Shmammy

A nickname person who is completely or frequently shmammered.

"Hey shmammy how many beers have you had tonight!?"...."Uhhh...eleventeen i think (in drunken slur)"

by Nealbird May 10, 2010

shammy

1. a nickname for Shamu
2. one currently under the impression that she is dating a rather tall boy, too bad it is in fact it is VERY over
3. also known as a lawn gnome
4. one who is obsessed with myspace
5. a poser who swipes everyone elses layouts, lyrics, etc
6. possibly a childhood star in Steven King's Cat's Eye
7. one who despises melons with jealousy
8. one who has more rolls than a bakery
9. one who is mistaken in thinking that she is attractive and well-liked
10. one who is very ample
11. sink or float is not an issue
12. seafoam green, how ironic; it is not slimming! next time try black to hide the waves

Who let shammy out of the ocean? not me.
The spokesperson for travelocity is Shammy.
Shammy needs to send food to the starving children in Ethiopia.
Shammy bowls with a Frog who cannot spell Ethiopia.
Mirrors worldwide fear Shammy.
You are looking quite shammy tonight, go on Weight Watchers.
Warner Bros misnamed their movie, it really should have been Free Shammy.
What a great line; watch out or Shammy might jack it.

by Save a Whale July 27, 2006

shimmy shammy

A family-friendly euphamisum for 'sex' used by a few (known) canadian radio DJ's

"is shimmy shammy really the best thing you can get for free, caller?"

by Danny B October 3, 2006

twat shammy

Another, and much more appropriate, name for the woman's sanitary pad used during menstruation.

Remind me to pack a twat shammy in my purse, as I should get my period this week.

by makomark13 February 21, 2009

SHAMMY

1: a towel absorber to dry off vehicles.
2: the shamwow guy.
3: a sex legacy or a sex god.
4: the best fighter on the earth.
5: awesomeness.

example1: I used my shammy to dry off my vehicle.
example2: the shamwow guy was selling shamwows on tv.
example3: man that guy i slept with last night was really shammy.
example4: did you here about that shamrock guy i heard hes the worlds greatest fighter.
example5:i slept with that guy last night he was really shammy (awesome).

by last legacy June 18, 2011

shammy

Simplification of the word shaman. Often used in world of warcraft.

Dang, this shammy owns everyone.

Shammies are overpowered.

by Master_pally October 28, 2006

Shammy

The final hit, shot, drink, etc. before going out.

Dude, let's shammy before we hit up the bar.

by Wolfgangamadeus December 27, 2013