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Puerto Rican Grandma from New York who has retired in Florida. The true yenta of the neighborhood. Probably the president of her condo homeowners association. Her grandkids are her life they can do no wrong. She loves to dance to Spanish music. She's always ready to party
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Shnammy by Shnammy September 23, 2022
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Usually happens when you have a day off, vacation, or you are in your pajamas all day.
Hey would you like to go to work all day? Hell no! Im off, im going to go get shammy.
shammy by naharfenater October 8, 2014

Shammy Splash Zone 

1) The first row at Sea World's Shamu shows.

2) A phenomenon experienced by the rider behind Matt Ward after too much shammy cream is applied.
My teammate was perfectly lined up for the sprint but unfortunately he experienced a Shammy Splash Zone when Matt Ward moved in front of him.

clammy shammy

When the vag has secreted an excessive amount of discharge in the panties, making the female feel moist and swampish for most of he day.
"Mmmm gurl, I gots ta go change my panties because I got myself a clammy shammy"

"Gurl my shammy be so clammy on dis hot day"
clammy shammy by DPOOKERS January 6, 2010
An obnoxiously cynical Owl that makes YouTube videos and, despite popular belief, does in fact have an upload schedule. Well known for his Game Reviews and "2 Dollars, 10 Games." video.
1. Damn I miss HIIMCAPSLOCK ... that Shammy guy is so mainstream.
2. "I wanna fuck the Krogan.." - Shammy
Shammy by Pepestein April 28, 2017

Shammy shits 

Getting diarrhea immediately after drinking a shamrock shake.
Hey boss can't come into work today I have the shammy shits, the mintyness burns my anus.
Shammy shits by Mr.GordonPlow February 18, 2021
an expensive rag used specifically for wipeing up nut
eww whats that?" "go get the shammy
shammy by stackattack January 13, 2011