Shmokin

Smoking epically

Them damn kids got me shmokin

by DaddyDoza January 25, 2021

Shoving

A term in baseball to describe a pitching who is dominating opposing batters.

Matt Harvey of the Mets is shoving right now. He has 8 strikeouts and no walks in three innings.

by RedBeard53 June 18, 2013

Schmovin

When you are playing Super Smash Bros and you do something cool and are playing well.

"His dk was kinda schmovin ngl"

by DtrJr4 July 18, 2020

Shmooing

Ejaculating on ones partner or self, and comparing the shape of the goo to the 1970's cartoon character "The Shmoo".

Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"

Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"

Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"

by galactifish July 27, 2011

Shmoning

When a couple disappears for an extended period of time to do naughty things

Oh. They're in the bedroom shmoning again, they'll be awhile.

by lewlou January 27, 2015

smoving

The art of sitting and moving at the same time.

You're smoving on that swing.

by mego(: January 30, 2012

covid-shmovid

A yiddish term rationalizing the effects and ramifications of Covid-19 (the novel corona virus).

Dude 1: Hey Rabbi, This Corona Virus is really serious. So many of us are going to die. The lord is punnishing us all... what should i do ?

Rabbi: ahhhh, covid-shmovid. If g-d wanted to take your life he would have done so already with a bus. This is just a test from the almighty one. We all have to reach our ultimate resting place at some point, so lets continue with our lives as normal and pray for redemption.

Dude 1: Thanks Rabbi, you again show how wise you are. I feel much better now.

Rabbi: Remember to donate to charity on your way out and also remember to put your mask on this week.

by a_fool March 27, 2020