Shmowzow

awsome as fuck, great, awe inspiring, or just plain cool also used as a statement like SHMOWZOW! meaning awsome!

SHMOWZOW! that didnt just happen

by shmowzowster April 2, 2010

shmutz

Unidentifiable globule of something or other

You've got some shmutz on your shirt

by chanklas June 30, 2004

shmozen one

The fat or uncoordinated kid who is always the last pick when children divide into groups or teams.

Bet that chubby kid with glasses is the shmozen one.

After a lifetime of being shmozen, Nigel was thrilled to have been picked to lead the research group.

by mrbusdriver May 4, 2009

Shmoozer

ONE WHO SHMOOZES. A smooth talker. Someone who has a way with words and uses it to their advantage. (i.e with members of the opposite sex)

He's known as a shmoozer when it comes to the ladies.

by Shoelaces October 6, 2011

Shmooze

Yiddish: 1. To chill, talk or mingle with people.

2. To catch up with somebody you haven't talked to in a while.

Can also be spelled as: smooze or smooz

Yo Chaim, lets go shmooze with the shiksas over there.

by DanMD19 October 11, 2009

SHMOUZE

TO SMOKE MARIJUANA

OR MARIJUANA ITSELF

I NEED TO SHMOUZE A BLUNT RIGHT NOW

BEFORE WE GO OUT WE HAVE TO PICK UP SHMOUZE FOR THE RIDE HOME

by cESoNE July 4, 2008

shmozzle

a ridiculously fucked-up situation, or
large hassle.

It's such a shmozzle getting on an airplane.

by monkeywerks May 14, 2005