shmoogly

The state of being so tired that you feel high. When it's 3 in the morning and everything seems hilarious, you're shmoogly.

Friend 1: goulash.
Friend 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god I wet myself
Friend 1: dude, you are so shmoogly it's insane

by hanzo87 September 13, 2008

Shmoogle

A Shmoogle is a puddle or grouping of any kind, consisting of ejaculate, urine, and feces. A Shmoogle can also refer to the action of ejaculating while urinating and shitting all at one.

Don’t go into the bathroom billy I just left a Shmoogle in there and the place is a mess.

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019

shmoogle

1.(v.) To attack someone while wielding a zucchini or squash, on the third monday of the month, if the attackee in question has blue hair or is in the marching band.

2.(n.) One who has been shmoogled.

3.(adj.) Suggests that the noun it is attached to is very shmoogle-able. This is a good thing.

1. Louanne: Don't make me shmoogle you!
Joe: Oh, please do.

2. Louanne: Joe, you're such a shmoogle.
Joe: Let's get it on.

3. Louanne: You are so very shmoogle, Joe.
Joe: Why thank you!

by Go make me a waffle, bitch January 6, 2004

shmorgles

A dirty whore who usually enjoys pleasuring men through oral sex.

That blonde shmorgles girl loves nick's dick

by Tiddlywiddly July 8, 2010

shpongley

exciting, sometimes in a sexual manner. other times simply just amusing

man: "hey lets get ice cream tomorrow afternoon"

woman: "sounds shpongley. hope youre ready for some rocky road!"

by blackjobo June 8, 2020

shmogle

another term for smoke that comes from the dragon's lair. Also it can mean non sense said when bored.

I saw the shmogle coming out of the cave behind the valley

by xavia January 2, 2007

Shmoigle

The currency of Israel, used by many Jews accross the world.

"Sheila, can ya hand me thoity shmoigles? I need to get my sinuses checked again, I'm shvitsin up a fever. Oy!

by ßæ$† March 23, 2009