Shmootie

A girl who is a smut and down to fuck.

The shmootie came out of the room after fucking 9 guys.

by BrooklynPat May 8, 2010

Shmongled

Absolutely toasted out of your mind, zonked even. Too baked too even comprehend what you’re doing or keep a thought process, you’re gonna seem pretty tired or just very dazed in this state, pretty chonged up if you will.

Did you smoke yesterday?
Yeah dude I was shmongled at Taco Bell.

by XwasteoidX September 2, 2020

Shortiedowop

Another name for shorty or when someone doing to much.

Okay shortiedowop I see you. Okay shortiedowop chill out.

by Shatia drake January 24, 2022

Shmonged

The level above being ‘monged out’ when you’re that fucked up that you can’t move or speak properly and you’re just a ball of shmong

Friend: You okay mate?
You: No mate I’m absolutely shmonging
Friend: Are you really that shmonged off that joint?
You: I feel like a shmongaloid

by M1NSTR3LL April 25, 2022

shonted

when you fart and shit at the same time

when i was on the toilet i shonted

by Jakane Mario May 18, 2008

Shottied

The act of shooting someone, and usually killing them, with a shotgun

Bill saw some guy breaking into someone's house, so he pulled out his 12-gauge and shottied him.

by viking bloodaxe January 7, 2009

shmootie

when a guy or a girl while making out sucks on the other one's tongue.

I was making out with Megan last night and she gave me a shmootie.

by Budwash435 January 24, 2009