Schmoigle

A schmoigle is a traditional Jewish gift for Jews on their birthday. All green fruits but pears are forbidden!

Jim: a schmoigle?

Johnny: Yes a schmoigle

by Nannypatxo1 November 8, 2019

Shmoogle

The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.

Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?

Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.

Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.

by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011

shmigles

Shimigles or shimgs: an innocent sounding slang word for cocaine, popularized in the early 2000's.

John was wiggin so bad that the cops were after him that he swallowed the whole bag of shmigles in despair.

by dean andrioni May 8, 2007

Shmoogle

A Shmoogle is a puddle or grouping of any kind, consisting of ejaculate, urine, and feces. A Shmoogle can also refer to the action of ejaculating while urinating and shitting all at one.

Don’t go into the bathroom billy I just left a Shmoogle in there and the place is a mess.

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019

shmoogle

1.(v.) To attack someone while wielding a zucchini or squash, on the third monday of the month, if the attackee in question has blue hair or is in the marching band.

2.(n.) One who has been shmoogled.

3.(adj.) Suggests that the noun it is attached to is very shmoogle-able. This is a good thing.

1. Louanne: Don't make me shmoogle you!
Joe: Oh, please do.

2. Louanne: Joe, you're such a shmoogle.
Joe: Let's get it on.

3. Louanne: You are so very shmoogle, Joe.
Joe: Why thank you!

by Go make me a waffle, bitch January 6, 2004

shmorgles

A dirty whore who usually enjoys pleasuring men through oral sex.

That blonde shmorgles girl loves nick's dick

by Tiddlywiddly July 8, 2010

shmogle

another term for smoke that comes from the dragon's lair. Also it can mean non sense said when bored.

I saw the shmogle coming out of the cave behind the valley

by xavia January 2, 2007