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shmily

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by J and S December 2, 2003
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Smilfed

John got a raise in pay, I got nothing. I just got smilfed.
by Phil Deeze January 19, 2010
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Shmif

A shmif is an extremely unattractive person. The word "shmif" is actually a shortened version of the sentence "shoot me if I ever look like that."
Person 1 - "Woah, is that a dude or a chick"

Person 2 - "Shmif"
by whataniceguitar October 15, 2011
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Shmilt

The feeling of shame and guilt which is felt when awaking after a night of drinking, regardless of how good or bad the previous night's transgressions were. Shmilt can also be experienced after a unforgiveable action due to a serious lapse in judgement.
1. I woke up hungover and feeling severely shmilty, even though everyone had a good time.

2. The shmilt I felt the next day was undeniable after making out with my step-mom during christmas dinner.
by J. Tudhope March 2, 2008
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Shmiff

Danny- My Teacher's so Shmiffin hot!
Daniel- Your Shmiffed up.
by -Danny- April 26, 2009
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SHILF

Kristen: dayum have u seen the new band director?!?

Sally: no I haven’t! but I know his wife!

Kristen: he’s definitely a shilf
by harryswifey69 March 10, 2021
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smilf

Mrs. Hurley is a smilf
by Frank May 13, 2005
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