by Phil Deeze January 19, 2010
Get the Smilfed mug.A shmif is an extremely unattractive person. The word "shmif" is actually a shortened version of the sentence "shoot me if I ever look like that."
by whataniceguitar October 15, 2011
Get the Shmif mug.The feeling of shame and guilt which is felt when awaking after a night of drinking, regardless of how good or bad the previous night's transgressions were. Shmilt can also be experienced after a unforgiveable action due to a serious lapse in judgement.
1. I woke up hungover and feeling severely shmilty, even though everyone had a good time.
2. The shmilt I felt the next day was undeniable after making out with my step-mom during christmas dinner.
2. The shmilt I felt the next day was undeniable after making out with my step-mom during christmas dinner.
by J. Tudhope March 2, 2008
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Get the Shmiff mug.Kristen: dayum have u seen the new band director?!?
Sally: no I haven’t! but I know his wife!
Kristen: he’s definitely a shilf
Sally: no I haven’t! but I know his wife!
Kristen: he’s definitely a shilf
by harryswifey69 March 10, 2021
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