Verb. To believe you are superior to someone/something, often in the context of a superiority complex borne of arrogance or stupidity, and condescend in a way that causes the target of the condescension to HAVE IT.
by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021
Get the Shmameese mug.The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.
Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."
by Schmaynard August 31, 2008
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a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced
essentially, being drunk
synonym: shmammered
essentially, being drunk
synonym: shmammered
by ak123 September 25, 2004
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a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on
a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on
by kkyyllee December 19, 2007
Get the smammered mug.To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.
by David July 7, 2004
Get the shmammered mug.The point of drinking where you surpass the "shit-faced" "hammered" and "wasted" stages. This is followed by a necessary blackout and possible inability to not remember what happened the night before. (Warning! In the morning, you'll have the world's worst hangover and you'll want to mutter the infamous words "I'm never drinking again")
Last night I got so shwammered I woke up in the morning in the public restroom of our residence hall naked with blood all over my hands.
I was so shwammered last night, I don't know how I got home or why there were 3 mexicans in my bed with me and my girlfriend this morning.
I was so shwammered last night, I'm never drinking again.
I was so shwammered last night, I don't know how I got home or why there were 3 mexicans in my bed with me and my girlfriend this morning.
I was so shwammered last night, I'm never drinking again.
by r-fine23 April 25, 2010
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