schlomping

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.

i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.

by girl April 20, 2004

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

To "shlump" is to dress informally, in a relaxed, casual manner.

Jake looked totally shlumpy in his sweat pants.

by readyXsetXkill June 17, 2004

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

Shlumping

Excessive head nodding, commonly seen at a dubstep rave.

I shlump so hard that I can't even stand up while shlumping!

by ShlumpzForYou April 11, 2010

Shlorpin' the little horgie

Sloppin' the hog.
Feeding the baby.

We're in Hagerstown right now stopping for lunch and shlorpin' the little horgie.

by themessenja June 20, 2021

Plump Shlumpin

To be in a state of Plumped Shlump

Carlos: I'm straight Plump Shlumpin right now.

Kaitlin: I just binged an entire season of The Office on Netflix, I'm super Plump Shlumpin right now.

Kayden: Look at that guy, he's straight Plump Shlumpin

by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020

Shlombing

The act of coming someones hair with ones penis. I'ts a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

by Chuck a Duck February 14, 2008