shmizzed

shit-faced, hammered, drunk off your ass

Dude, it's friday, let's go get shmizzed.

by c-mann September 11, 2009

slizzed

Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.

"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."

by Ch3lsea November 16, 2007

shizzled

1. Description of any meat, veggie, or other food that has been slathered and cooked with The Shizzle brand jerk marinade.

2. Past tense of cooking with The Shizzle jerk marinade.

1. Ross: "Guess what, I freakin' mowed down on some shizzled wings last night."

2. Darryl: "Hey what y'all get into last night?"
Austin: "Well, first I shizzled up some wings on the grill. And then some moochbag mouthbreather mowed them down before I had a chance to get any!"

by longfacepartdeux February 22, 2011

For Shizzled

Getting your ass kicked or pwn'd either when playing an online video game or in some other in the hood group setting

After getting the crap beat out of them in a 9 on 9 game of COD 4 on XBOX I over heard them say "Damn y'all, we just got For Shizzled"

by Time2Roll January 3, 2008

shlizzed

In simple terms, drunk. This would be the point beyond being simply buzzed or tipsy, but not to the point of blacking out and/or throwing up.

This weekend was amazing, though I was so shlizzed that I don't remember most of it.

by VooDooXII February 8, 2007

Shizzed

Verb- When you reach an orgasm and you accidentally crap out your ass.

Frat Guy #1- "I was hooking up with that slut and I really had to take a shit so I decided just to finish, and when I jizzed I jizzed so hard a little bit of shit came out"

Frat Guy #2- "Dude you totally SHIZZED! It's when you jizz and a little bit of shit comes out

by Houston March 30, 2009

shlizeed

Shit on; Fucked up

Yo whats his face got shlizeed in that last game

by GabiiNova December 13, 2022