Shlunk

A penis who gets size gets wider as it goes out, taking the shape of a cone.

Jenna: Why does my husband have such a shlunk. :(

by Maxamoose7 June 24, 2019

Shlunk

To drop a fork from significant height down your urethra

Kevin just shlunked with Bob from a two story window

by Shlunker101 August 5, 2020

Shlunk

The sound a clock makes when it is neither a clicker or a clunker.

"What's that shlunking sound?"

"Shlunk..shlunk..shlunk..."

by Borgvarg October 3, 2023

Shlunk

When your partner is about to climax, then proceeds to stick it in a moving fan blade causing cum to fly everywhere

Im about to cum!
Quick stick it into the fan and shlunk!
Oh my God Its going everywhere!!!

by anonymous January 13, 2025

shlunk fucker

When someone is annoying the shit outta you, they are a SHLUNK FUCKER...

Your annoying, shut up you stupid shlunk fucker!

by E-Jizzle September 19, 2007

shmunky

A name meaning newborn with extra swag, drip, and has an elite style of dressing.

"ima name my firstbrorn shmunky" ~ Yeat

by AhmEad salmah January 12, 2022

Dobre Shunka

n. Literally translated from Hungarian as "Good Ham," this refers to NFL Hall-of-Fame Outside Linebacker Jack Ham of the Penn State Nittany Lions and Pittsburgh Steelers during the 1970's and early 1980's. It was also the name of his fan club. As a contrast to his teammate Jack Lambert, a.k.a "Dracula in Cleats," Jack Ham's play was decidedly less emotional and more intellectual, albeit equivalently effective.

Whenever Jack Ham caught an interception, the crowd would shout "Dobre Shunka."

by Dan1271 November 12, 2007