To lay pipe on a prostitute. It can also refer to getting cockblocked by the police or the Feds while trying to lay pipe on a prostitute.
"I spitzered the hell out of this hooker last night."
OR "Right as I took off my pants, I got spitzered by some undercover cop"
OR "Right as I took off my pants, I got spitzered by some undercover cop"
by AfroJacks March 10, 2008
Get the Spitzer mug.A married, government official, who gets caught administering substantial amounts of money to have sex with a prostitute(s) over the course of many months/years well aware how wrong it is and the consequences.
I hope one day when I become governor of New York I do not become a spitzer, and if I do, I hope I do not have a coach sleezy happen to me.
by Brett Lindros The Mayor of Glenside March 19, 2008
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He got caught cheating? He shouldn't have been thinking with his little spitzer!
(popularized after former New York Governor Spitzer's sex scandal)
(popularized after former New York Governor Spitzer's sex scandal)
by bethidee March 14, 2008
Get the little spitzer mug.A middle-aged man who prefers younger women - and not in a good way.
The opposite of a sleazier style of cougar.
The opposite of a sleazier style of cougar.
"Can you believe how that old guy tried to hit on my girlfriend? What a spitzer!"
or
"You think she's a cougar? You should see my boss - he's a real spitzer!"
or
"You think she's a cougar? You should see my boss - he's a real spitzer!"
by Treasure Island April 5, 2008
Get the spitzer mug.We didn't have naked rituals when I joined the frat like you do now, so don't be a spitzer and stop picking on Richard.
by Bob Caron March 13, 2008
Get the spitzer mug.If one engages in a wrong activity, confident that one will not get caught, but the activity unexpectedly emerges to the surface and brings the downfall, one spitzers himself.
Johnny spitzered himself when his plagiarism he committed fifteen years ago was caught: he lost his tenure.
by Jean-Baptiste Eisenhower April 21, 2008
Get the Spitzer mug.Euphemism for a fairly common sex act. This iteration can ONLY be performed by a notorious whoremonger, spraying all over an aged sorority house-mother.
The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.
It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!
Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.
That's what state schools are for!
The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.
It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!
Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.
That's what state schools are for!
Maybe Spitzer and his ho, or Kathleen Parker and a Foxnews babe to be named later, but Parker and Spitzer sounds like a euphemism for an oral sex act. Sorry, no.
by Deety September 8, 2010
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