shittyfail

The rail network of Sydney Australia that never runs to schedule also known as Cityrail.

Late for work, shittyfail

Got home two hours late, shittyfail

by ineedatoe December 12, 2013

Collateral Shittage

Collateral Shittage occurs when there is an explosion of liquid shit and feces of biblical proportion. Generally, Collateral Shittage is not anticipated. Rather, one expects a clean pinch and drop of an otherwise healthy turd. When Collateral Shittage occurs, it results in a wet, thick, shit overspray that sticks around the oring and blasts out and upwards onto the ass cheeks and even as far as the lower back. It splatters the toilet bowel and may even run along and down the toilet seat rim appearing like warm ass batter. In extreme cases, it may even reach the floor or surrounding walls. Collateral Shittage is difficult to clean up and results in a typical Endless Wipe.

Carl was heading out of the office for an afternoon sales meeting. On the way out, he felt a sudden clinching of his oring. He ran to the rest room to where he thought he would have pinched the perfect loaf. However, his Mexican lunch came back to haunt him and his ass exploded in virtual liquid fire and brimstone and he blew out his colon with Collateral Shittage all over the stool, his ass and onto the tail of his dress shirt. Needless to say, Carl cancelled his meeting and went home to shower his mung ass.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

shittyballaz

when two hot girls try to shit in a guy's mouth while he's saying ballin'

dude, I was totally not able to pronounce the word "ballin'" due to myself receiving shittyballaz, it was nooooooo good

by dr. seuss' fallus February 8, 2007

ShittyBack

When one performs a handstand and shits down their own back.

"I went to see the great Juan Massdick Gymnast Fantastic from France last night, he performed the most elegant of feats, the ShittyBack"

by CecilSexington December 16, 2018

shittyassniggasyndrome

when a women is so in love with a man that she is will to endure all his shit, even when it obvious to her and everyone else that she should get the hell out of the relationship.

I dated this football player for two years. I gave him everything he could ask for but for some reason throughout our two year relationship all I got from him was shit but i still can't seem to get over him. Girl, think I have shittyassniggasyndrome.

by shika. S April 26, 2008

Shitfag

A master of disguise, the shitfag is a cigarette consituted entirely out of shit. These can be used to surprise your friends, annoy your enemies or if your trapped in Mongolia, it is indeed what everyone else is smoking.

Pat: "Oh cheers for the smoke man"
Bob: "It's my pleasure, i couldn't finish the whole pack off anyways..."
*Bob walks off*
Ben: "Dude, you just totally Shitfagged Pat. NICE!"
Bob: "HIGH FIVE."

by Timmy_222 May 11, 2009

shittytastic

Fantistically shitty. Somthing that is very bad.

Word created by: Pat, Andy, J-R

This movie is "shittytastic".
I feel "shittytastic" because I drank too much last night.

by Pat, Andy, J-R May 13, 2005