Shitrus 

The result of spraying a fruity air freshener after taking a big stinky bowel movement

I was trying to be courteous after taking that horrible dump so I sprayed a lemon air freshener and it just ended up smelling like SHITRUS

Shitrus by Extremejutsu March 30, 2023

Shitrus 

A person, thing, or situation that appears fresh, zesty, or exciting at first glance, but quickly reveals itself to be unpleasant, irritating, or just plain terrible. Something that tries way too hard to be sharp, bold, or refreshing, but ends up being obnoxious or off-putting.

“That guy is pure shitrus—loud, flashy, and leaves a bad taste in your brain.”
“This marketing campaign? All shitrus. Flashy fonts, zero substance.”
“You ever meet someone who talks like a TED Talk but acts like a YouTube ad? That’s shitrus energy.”

Shitrus by Chris01 June 27, 2025

Shittrus 

When a powerful shit takes over the scent of a spray.

Wow this is shittrus valley

Shittrus by Beatthebeatup March 5, 2017

shitpussy 

an alternative name for the anus in a sexual context

Roberta worried that her boyfriend's obsession with her butt would lead to him asking her to let him fuck her in her shitpussy.

shitpussy by sexualgenius December 3, 2007

shitrunner 

To act in the manner of a warrior to achieve self greatness, regardless whether task is large or small; relying on the faculty of self to prevail in an otherwise risky or chaotic environment; to be fully committed to a high risk activity.
To run the shit. Runner of the shit.

I can't believe he kayaked over that waterfall, what a shitrunner! If you fly a helicopter to get home from the bar you are definitely a shitrunner. We need a shitrunner to operate this crazy thing.

shitrunner by benwitz January 26, 2012

shitfuse 

1. (n.) The capacity of a person to handle or absorb aggravation, i.e. "shit." The implication is that when the "shitfuse" runs out, that will be when the proverbial shit hits the fan.

2. (v.) To become strongly adhered to a sitting surface, usually due to extreme laziness.

I'm going to go shitfuse myself to the couch and watch anime until Mom comes home and starts that whole "now that you're 37 I really think you should start looking for a job" bullshit again. Man, that's really starting to burn down my shitfuse.

shitfuse by Jett February 7, 2005

Shitbuster 

When you know someone is taking a shit, you run in the bathroom during the shit and you yell,
"ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT?!"
and the other person will prob be like,
"GTFO"
and you say in a high pitched voice.
"BUSTED"
then exit the bathroom.
After you complete the task completely, you are now officially a shitbuster.

*Friend Goes Into Bathroom and Sits Down To Take Shit*
*You wait 2 minutes then run into bathroom*

You: "ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT?!"

Friend: "Yeah GTFO BITCH!"

You: "BUSTED!!" (In High Pitched Voice)

You are now officially a shitbuster.

Shitbuster by AndypizzleFoShizzle August 21, 2008