shitual

a ritual that takes place before defecation, especially at a workplace stall that one uses often.

Dave has a shitual of cleaning the seat before dropping anchor in the mens restroom at work.

by schnozz September 2, 2009

Shitrus

The smell of shit and citrus mixed together. Occurs when citrus scented air fresheners are sprayed after someone shits.

"Aw, man, it smells like straight up shitrus in my bathroom."

by what8ver December 4, 2015

Pre-game Shitual

A pre-game shitual is in fact the "ritual" of relieving one's self of inner frustrations and nervous feelings before a sporting event, in order to have a quality performance without doing the butthole dance. Usually taken in the form of a massive and satisfying dump.

John: Hey James, you coming out to the kick around before tonight's big soccer game?
James: Nah man, I have to take my pre-game shitual so I'll play to my top potential...and I had taco bell today.
John: Ah yes, it's always good to avoid the butthole dance during gametime.
James: Indeed my friend, indeed.

by nathanb33 August 22, 2011

Shiticals

Particles of shit flying off fan blades.

Whoa! watch out for those shiticals man!

by Joe & Trev February 1, 2009

ShitRails

The rails in the handicapped bathroom stall. These rails are extremely useful when taking a massive shit. They help with leverage.

Man I had to use them shitrails while taking a shit.

by Acid Kool aid July 22, 2016

Shitrus

When life has hit you with so many lemons that now your poo smells like a cross between lemony fresh citrus and shit.

If one more thing went wrong Becky was sure her poop would smell like shitrus.

by LdySk8 June 2, 2018

Shitrus

The result of spraying a fruity air freshener after taking a big stinky bowel movement

I was trying to be courteous after taking that horrible dump so I sprayed a lemon air freshener and it just ended up smelling like SHITRUS

by Extremejutsu March 30, 2023