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Shitshaman

An individual who uses non-western spiritual belief systems and new-age philosophy to spin a fantastic web of vague bullshit to absolve you from any responsibility towards other people. Naturally this makes you want to give them money.

An individual who claims to have achieved a higher state of being, to which they will grant you access for money, sex, or a place to crash.

see: snake-oil salesman charlatan
That raw-foodist guru was a real shitshaman! How does he get away with it? That fake cheesecake tasted like a wet paper towel! Why did I pay $10 for that seminar?
by roberto lewis November 2, 2009
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Shitshow

There's a shitshow going on at work: they're promoting the guy everyone hates, firing the people everyone loves and no one's getting raises.
by shitshow central December 7, 2012
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shitshitshit

A scientific term used by chemistry students in certain cases:
a: you just spilled boiling acid down your pants
b: you just knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to your pants
c: you just swung your arm through the bunsen burner flame and set fire to your lab coat.
d:you knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to the teacher's pants.
e: you set fire to your eyebrows

Can be used interchangably with: ohshit ohfuuuuuck! fuck!
a:
student A:- shitshitshit
student B:- WTF?
student a:- I just knocked the acid all over myself.
student B:- Oh. Ok.

b:
student a:- I'm telling you it was like that when I got here.
student b:- you're pants are on fire!!!!!!
student a:- Are you calling me a liar?
student b:- Eeeep!

etc. etc.
by The dude with no eyebrows September 16, 2008
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shitshank

A shitshank is a result of anal sex where the person giving anal has his penis clogged with shit resulting in an inability to urinate or ejaculate.
Man, I couldn't piss after fuckin' that chick in the butt 'cause I had a damn shitshank!
by Justin Budweiser March 27, 2007
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shitshoot

That broad was nuts. She lifted up my seed pouch and licked at my shitshoot like a thirsty hound.
by berserker256 May 17, 2003
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shitshong

Nobody is quite sure of what shitshonging actually consists of apart from those who do it,these people are part of a secret society called gingers. It is a sort of secret hi5.
Martha I will shitshong the life out of you
by shitshonger November 8, 2010
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Shitshowtonitis

A condition that affects the current day's evening hours. Symptoms include organized chaos, whirl wind of near missed disasters, collisions of minds and energies, and any other pulled off catastrophes. Remedies include just going with the flow and being a clutch player.
Damn tonight's coming down with shitshowtonitis, everything is just coming up a day late or dollar short. Everybody is zigging while I'm zapping. That's how we know there's shitshowtonitis in the air.
by Northstar208 August 30, 2022
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