shitpan

A lavatory. Can be used in either a literal or metaphoric sense.

"I need a dump, where's the shitpan?"
"This company's going down the shitpan."

by John Dennis September 23, 2005

shitalian

I term used as a derogatory comment towards italian people. It is a combination of the word shit and italian. First heard it written on the wall in a public restroom. Can also be used to describe the country of Italy as Shitaly.

That Giovani is such a shitalian.
All those fucken shitalians can go fuck themselves.

by Ah-El December 24, 2004

Shitpanning

(verb) to shitpan. When one or a group of drunken people attempt to cook for themselves in the early hours with disasterous effects. Extra points for using ingredients you don't technically own.

NB: This is not the process of deficating on the toilet seat as suggested by the noun 'shitpan'.

"Mate I'm not well after all the booze and shitpanning last night."

"Her flange tastes like a shitpanned stew."

"Want to come over for dinner? I promise I won't shitpan it."

by NotRichardCole January 29, 2010

Shetopia

An imagined place made by and for self-made women. In this female paradise, the planet has reached full gender equality; both women and men working together for a better world where no one is short-changed, undercut or cut-off.

The word was first used by brand Sally Hansen in their film ‘Shetopia,’ celebrating self-made women everywhere in the name of their self-made founder, Sally Hansen.

In my Shetopia, women would count their money, not calories.

by Sally1957 October 2, 2017

Shitopia

A descriptive word to desribe something bad. Also meaning the oppostie of utopia. Utopias are good, shitopia is bad.

I just came in from the rain and my hair looks like complete shitopia.

Stop dancing you look like shitopia.

I feel like shitopia.

You look like complete shitopia.

by Playa Playaaaaa December 2, 2009

Shitplank

A term referring to a poorly made, or just an ugly, guitar or bass.

Devries are the king of shitplanks.

by Maddox Fucking Rules October 1, 2014

Shitarian

AN EXPERT ON ALL TYPES OF BOWL MOVEMENTS.

Melit: That guy really knows his shit.
Schmelit: He should, he's a shitarian.

by tirtle July 2, 2018