Shitment

The biggest dump you will ever take in your life, presumably one that takes an hour to squeeze out.

Guy: (to his buddy) dude, I gotta go home.
Friend: What for?
Guy: I gotta hit the bathroom. I gotta huge shitment on the way.

by ShadowsFallAreGods October 17, 2009

last shitment

The dump that you take right before leaving school or the workplace, usually because no one else is in the bathroom at this point.

Male 1- Hey man, you ready to go?

Male 2- Yeah dude just a sec, I gotta make my last shitment.

by A-Whack April 6, 2008

holy shitmonkeys

something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed

Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!

by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011

Shitmouth

Somebody whose breath stinks of shit and often mixed with hints of other foul odours to complete the smell.

I bumped into a French guy on the bus he was really nice but oh my lord he was a shitmouth.

by Asda carpark November 1, 2018

ShitMonger

One who mongs in shit, who is surrounded by shit, and possibly they are shit too.

My good sir, you are a ShitMonger.

by Markle February 26, 2003

Shitmother

A word to say at the end of long rant after you've run out of things to say.

Some guy: sooo bored
Some guy: what you think of the shakira lines i sent you/

You: IM VERY UPSET BECAUSE I HAVE TO EAT HAMBURGER HELPER AND YOUR SHAKIRA LINES ARENT HELPING ANYTHING MISTER
You: MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND BUY ME A FUCKING PIZZA
You: DAMMIT

Some guy: i'll take you to a pizza buffet

You: FUCK YOUR PIZZA PIZZA BUFFET BUY ME A FUCKING PIXZZA FUCK IM ABOUT TO EAT FUCKING BARBEQUE SHIT BECUASE THERE IS NO PIZZA HEREFUCK YOU
WHERE THE HELL IS MY FUCKIG PIZZA>>~>!~!>!>!!~??~!
! FUUUUUCK T

SHITMOTHER.

by Brighton Early November 5, 2009

Shitmouth

Really, really bad breath. Breath that smells like a small animal has died and decomposed in someone's mouth. The type of breath that makes you gag when someone with it is standing within 3 feet of you.

Gary has chronic shitmouth, I nearly vomited when he was talking to me.

New Colgate Total toothpaste fights the leading cause of shitmouth.

by WeezleBlondini May 10, 2014