shloads

An abbreviation of the phrase "shit loads".

I've got shloads of laundry to do this weekend.

by ravingloon September 1, 2005

shitload of fuck

An expletive phrase that every angry reviewer of bad video games is required to use by law. Failure to do so results in a fine and up to 3 years in a federal prison.

See also: fuckballs, fuckin' sucks, suckin' fucks, sucks monkey fuck.

"SHITLOAD OF FUCK!!!!!!"
-Angry Video Game Nerd

"SHITLOAD OF FUCK!!!!!"
-Irate Gamer, the fucking poser that he is

by agwellin January 3, 2008

shipload

The technical equivalent of a boatload, also known as a heck of a lot. A polite euphemism for a similar but more profane expression.

"Are you going bowling with the guys?"
"Dude, I wish: my English teacher gave us a shipload of reading to do over the weekend."
"So are you going bowling then?"
"Yeah."

by Nomen Nescio February 22, 2008

Shitroast

Similar to a spitroast, except shitting in the mouth and anus/clit by whatever means. Can be done by any number of each gender. Also used in desperation. A.K.A. Barbepoo

Babe, we don't have time to reach the shitter, can we shitroast you?

by 12345678909876543215 October 8, 2010

Shitlord

A person who basks in the bitterness and misery of others.

The Shitlord enjoyed scrolling through the feminist tag on social media websites, bathing in his enemies misery.

by Hank Bitchen Shitlord February 9, 2017

shitload

In Software Engineering, an IEEE recognized standardized unit. The number of instances of a problem that must occur in an area/component that falls outside your area of ownership - usually 1 such occurrence qualifies as a shitload. If the problem occurs in your own area, the multiplier is 100x as any instance is obviously warranted and is merely providing good data.

Brett, your Assert fired once in an overnight test pass loop I ran on my machine. That's a shitload of hits! Pls fix ASAP! Thanks!

by thedarkknightgoestobed February 6, 2018

six shit loads

A lot of practically anything.

esp digestion or feacel matter relating to uncomftability of the digestion

"Man after all that Turkey I got six shit loads of brown carpet to lay down"

"I had to carry six shit loads of that stuff up and down the stairs"

also applies with vomit or the contents of one's stomach

by yourmotherthepope July 1, 2007