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Situationship 

When two people do everything you would do in a relationship but y’all ain’t dating and you have no label.
“Are yall dating?”

“no, we are in a situationship”
Situationship by heyyyy yalllll March 24, 2021

shelationship 

Noun - A non-sexual relationship between two straight females. Generally involving gabbing, talking, whispering, sharing secrets, giggling, expression of feelings, shopping, and copious discussion of shoes and clothes.

Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.

Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".
John "Hey Steve, can you get away from Julie this weekend for some spearfishing?"

Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."

John "Awesome!"
shelationship by MC A.G. August 6, 2010

situationship 

when two people are talking to each other like they are in a relationship but they are not in one. And they can not talk to anybody else this way.
" Hey are you Jake still talking to that girl ? "
" No man, he is in a situationship with Katie . "

Situationship 

A state of mutual exclusiveness or commitment to an individual without the officialness or label
I’m in a situationship because I am not single but I’m not in a relationship

Situlationship 

In the beginning, a one-night stand is just that. A hook-up. But what happens when that "one-night stand" becomes a regular event? Can still fit definition of hook-up at this point. Slowly, emotions get tangled up. You now have a situation. Particularly if the other person you are in the situation with is living with his sort-of/common-law/fake wife and has two children from previous relationships. Situations get messy, especially when you fall in love with this individual. You're spending more and more time together, it's been a few months, and there are real emotions at stake. Your situation is no longer a situation and not quite a relationship. It's a situlationship. Hopefully, to eventually progress to a relationship.
Yeah, it's all kinds of wonky, but it's our situlationship and nobody else's.
Situlationship by nascar9girl December 30, 2008

Situationship 

When one person is in love and willing to do the work to make a relationship happen and the other is a custy fuckboi/fuckgirl who doesn't feel the same way but will still have sex with you sometimes.
"I thought I was dating Derek but it turns out it's just a situationship."
Situationship by Beeswrite September 28, 2017