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shitfest

having a festival of various shits, hersheysquirts, aka diahreahha
Holy cow im having a shit feast!
by Matt Nowatka May 17, 2005
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shitfest 9000

The term used to describe an extreme cluster fuck of a situation, one that usually involves some sort of miscalculation by the person in charge.
John - "Dude what the fuck happened to all the alcohol? I thought Jerry was bringing it to the party?"

Terance - "Ya well fucking Jerry went to some party on 12th street and now were stuck in shitfest 9000."
by cdub for real January 24, 2011
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Soylent Shitfest

A show where everybody gets together and throws shit and eats soybeans
Dude, that soylent shitfest last night was terrible.
by This is my maiden name December 8, 2007
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Survival of the Shittest

A process that's the exact opposite of natural selection, in which the worst individuals seem to become successful and actually good individuals don't.
The music industry completely relies on survival of the shittest and actual good artists don't make it anymore.
by Zipdox June 20, 2018
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shitmester

(Noun) A college semester in which one's schedule is composed of mainly requisite and difficult courses that do not pertain to their major, minor, or area of interest.
Victoria: "Registering for classes makes me want to throw up."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."
by Collegestudent22 November 6, 2014
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Shitest

Shitest or Shitty = the worst around

Commonly confused with the meaning of "The Shit". The important part of this is without "THE" an entirely different meaning applies.

For example:

1. That concert was shit! = Horrible concert
2. Dude, that concert was the shit! = Great concert

If you apply THE before shitest/shitty you are NOT changing the meaning like shown above. You are simply emphasizing how shitty (horrible) whatever you are referring to.
Example:
1. Wow, your boyfriend forgot about your anniversary? That's shitty. = that's fucked up, break up with him.

2. Bro, you live on the shitest side of town. = Your parents should've picked a better place to raise you.
by Cupids arrow July 24, 2017
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shitester

Alternative for Shit Stirrer, used to describe a person that loves to cause trouble for others. Pronounced shite-ster. Used prominently in the rough areas of the UK.
Pack it the fuck in, ya shitester!
by Bullshit Man June 17, 2017
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