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shiterature 

Literature placed in a bathroom for a shitter's reading enjoyment.
"I saw you had a couple of Playboys for shiterature in you bathroom. Just so you know, wacking off on the crapper is a capital offense."

"The only shiterature you can find in an airport bathroom is some peed on newspaper."
shiterature by -=JDP=- May 11, 2008

Shiterature 

Any form of literature (usually simple reads) that you either already have stocked in the bathroom or take with you when you have to take a crap.
Lua: What are you looking for?

Talan: Some shiterature to read while I'm on the toilet.

Mom: What are all these archies doing scattered on your bathroom floor?

Kid: I read them when I'm taking a crap ma!
Shiterature by Ozla September 30, 2009

shiterature 

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read while you are going #2 on the toilet.
Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.
shiterature by Joey D. August 12, 2005

shiterature 

A book you read that just wasn't up to par with what you expected.
Guy 1: "Dude, the zombie survival guide sucked"

Guy 1: "Total shiterature"

Guy 2: "You're slow..that book is awesome!"
shiterature by ProfessorOak January 7, 2009

Shiterature 

e.g.Learn Yerself Scouse, Little Compendiums full of knowledge, a lifestyle magazine, Readers Digest, Shiterature
Shiterature by Pseudo Scouse March 3, 2009

shiterature 

a bad/disliked book

from the combination of shitty and literature
"The Scarlet Letter is a grade A piece of SHITERATURE!"
shiterature by sixthree December 7, 2006